1 00:00:00,910 --> 00:00:05,610 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... I now declare you to be husband and wife. 2 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:10,230 Well done. Amazing. Congratulations. 3 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:17,430 Gina did it. She actually pulled off a princess wedding on a waitress dolly. 4 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:23,250 We had sex. No, we did not. No, we did not. Yes, we did. Jeff told me about 5 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:26,410 bombing that girl, and now he's denying it like he always does. 6 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:31,450 I get you did not witness the D and the V, but you know that it happened. 7 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:35,710 I wasn't completely honest about the whole Vegas thing, and I actually did, 8 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:37,210 like, make out with that girl. 9 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:38,630 You've got to be... 10 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:43,190 I'm kidding me. You're not even ready for a girlfriend, let alone a wife or 11 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:43,929 a fiance. 12 00:00:43,930 --> 00:00:46,630 To show you how much I love you and everything, I just got you a little 13 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,290 something. You don't want to ring unless it's like the ring. 14 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,190 Kristen texted me. 15 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,030 I think it's f***ed up, man. 16 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:56,010 Tom came up to show me text messages, which pissed me off. 17 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:58,450 Kristen, where are you guys going? 18 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:32,949 Can you tell the beer? 19 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:33,950 Yeah. 20 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,150 Yeah, there's muddled jalapeno in it. 21 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:38,110 Give it a nice little kick. 22 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,310 What's up, guys? 23 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,110 Hey. Recovered from the wedding? 24 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,310 Yeah. Good. 25 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,610 Well, at least your date didn't bail on you. 26 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:50,950 I'm so jealous of you guys. Having fun, dancing around. It's actually probably 27 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:55,850 one of the best things I loved about it, just being at the head table and not 28 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:56,850 having to sit. 29 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:58,590 At that table with Kristen. 30 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,490 Yeah, I'm like, Kristen, can you please just not tonight, please? I know you're 31 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:02,289 upset with James. 32 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:07,010 Sheena asked for one day. One day. One day. Out of the 364 days we have. I'm 33 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:10,430 always learning new things about Jackson. Today I learned that he doesn't 34 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:11,510 how many days are in a year. 35 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:12,710 It was a mess. 36 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:21,130 The most popular ones definitely are the fried goat cheese balls. 37 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,050 Oh, my God. 38 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:31,870 How are you? How was it? It was actually really nice. 39 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,570 Don't say that. I want to hear all the bad things. 40 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:37,010 Did anybody fight? 41 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,490 Come on, give me the dirt. No drama. 42 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:44,130 Apparently, James and Kristen got into, like, a major fight, like, in the 43 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:46,530 parking lot, and she, like, punched him in the face. 44 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:53,410 Oh, my God. But other than that, like, I had to kind of a little... You guys 45 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:54,129 fought, too? 46 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,390 No. No, we didn't fight. 47 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:59,610 Like in the middle of the reception, call me like outside the reception. Then 48 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:03,290 like reaches in his pocket and pulls out like, like, like, you know, paper box 49 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:04,290 or whatever. 50 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:07,930 And he pulls out the chain with a ring on it. 51 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:11,010 Wait, so was that like an engagement? 52 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:13,890 No. I'm so confused. Yeah, I was confused too. 53 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:18,630 It is very common knowledge that any girl in a relationship who's, you know, 54 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,350 just hoping for that engagement ring. 55 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,660 is not going to tolerate being given a ring on a string. 56 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:28,820 And Tom of all people knows that, that I've said never give me a ring unless it 57 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:29,820 is the ring. 58 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,020 So how did you react when he gave it to you? 59 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,360 I started crying. 60 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,040 You started crying? 61 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:39,100 What's wrong with you? You don't want a ring unless it's the ring. 62 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,480 Yeah. 63 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,880 You don't cry, bro. 64 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:49,460 I mean, he's absolutely, like, the one I want. marry, but it's just like, I want 65 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,299 to get married. 66 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:54,500 You're ready, and if he's not, it's like, then maybe... I don't know. 67 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,640 Heyo. Hey, what's up, man? What's going on? 68 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:03,439 How you doing? 69 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,180 Good. Did you have fun? 70 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:06,820 At the wedding? 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,360 Yeah. Have you all talked to Sheena and Shay? How's their honeymoon? 72 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,720 Sheena sent me a picture from Maui. She said it was like heaven. 73 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,120 That's awesome. 74 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,159 Hello. Hi. 75 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,320 What's wrong with you? Why do you look so worried? Can you make sure the pink 76 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:29,100 table... Yeah, sure. ...looks good, and you put some... Oh, let me sit down. My 77 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,100 feet are killing me. 78 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:35,140 Make sure the pink table looks good. Okay. In that bar, and you put some 79 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,200 along the... Yeah, of course. 80 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,460 ...the end of it. How did you enjoy the wedding? 81 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:42,300 Um, I wish I had the chance to enjoy it a little more. 82 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,420 Why? You seem to be having a good time. 83 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:48,390 Uh, yeah, I was in the beginning, and I just kind of got into it with Kristen, 84 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:49,890 or I got into it a lot with her. 85 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:52,270 Why doesn't that surprise me? 86 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:53,790 So what happened this time? 87 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:57,690 Lisa, it was like, it was one thing that led to another with Kristen and I. I 88 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:00,570 mean, I just drank and drank and drank because I got depressed about me and 89 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:02,050 Kristen. Blacked out wasted. 90 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:06,530 And she walked off into the parking lot, and we started shouting at each other. 91 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,530 You treat me with zero respect whatsoever. 92 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,930 Always. You treat me like a f***ing boy toy. 93 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,050 You want to touch me? Touch me. 94 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:17,610 And then she punched me in the face. 95 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:19,730 She punched you in the face? 96 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:21,890 Like, full swing, right here. 97 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:23,510 Had a brief for a couple of days. 98 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:30,950 I think if I was in a relationship with Kristen, I would feel insecure too. I 99 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:32,450 think you have a reason to feel insecure. 100 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:36,190 You don't have a reason to get drunk and be aggressive and violent. 101 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:38,650 You can handle it better than that. Yeah. 102 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,410 I'm never going to do that again. 103 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,090 Never doing that again. 104 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,660 You have to understand, like, I was pissed off. 105 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:49,020 And I was drunk, and it's annoying to see my girl walk alone with this guy. 106 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:52,700 Kristen, where are you guys going? 107 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:58,560 You know, I'm a 22 -year -old kid that's in love with this girl that is 108 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,320 obviously still obsessing over her ex -boyfriend. 109 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,420 I think you're a nice boy. I just don't, you know, I just don't want to see you 110 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:07,420 get really... 111 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:12,400 and sometimes I think you're mixed up in something that might not be beneficial 112 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,400 to you, shall we say. 113 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:18,460 I don't really like to meddle in their affairs too much, but I do see a kind of 114 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:23,280 tumultuous relationship between Kristen and James. He seems much softer, much 115 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,680 more sincere when he's not with her. If you think she's worth it, then you know 116 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,539 more than I do. 117 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:33,220 I think you should seriously take stock of it. I mean, were you happy most of 118 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:33,779 the time? 119 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,980 With her? Yeah. Yeah. 120 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,960 Yeah, every day. 121 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:42,020 I don't think she's the best employee, though. You might love her, but I think 122 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,200 you probably were doing better before. 123 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,420 OK? So just keep it away from here. 124 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,560 You regroup, you want to keep your job here, then keep your head down, keep 125 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,940 busy, keep distracted, and you'll feel better in a couple of days. 126 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,380 Thank you, Luca. 127 00:07:08,909 --> 00:07:11,210 Yo. How are you? I'm good. How you doing? 128 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:12,470 Good to see you. 129 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,250 What can I get for you? We are going to do two wrap. 130 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,270 He's going to do the tuna wrap. 131 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,830 Okay. I'm going to do the grilled chicken one. The grilled chicken? Okay. 132 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:22,930 I have a side of ranch dressing? 133 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,149 Yes, you may. 134 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:28,030 Listen, I'm not a big fan of a lot of people right now, but Peter and I have 135 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:31,670 always been buds, even if we don't get to hang out as much as we'd like to. And 136 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:35,490 more importantly, I can always count on Peter to be an excellent source of 137 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:38,500 gossip. I feel like I've been kind of MIA. 138 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:42,940 You have been MIA. Well, I mean, all of the wedding shenanigans going on. So 139 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,420 then how was it? The ceremony was really nice. 140 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:49,160 You should have come. It would have been interesting. It's not appropriate. 141 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,080 I just feel like you should be surrounded by people who genuinely love 142 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,360 I don't genuinely love her. So why would I do that? 143 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,060 It's so easy to rip on Sheena's wedding. 144 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,360 Like, I'm being so not nice. I just sort of can't help myself. 145 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,270 Something else that happened at the wedding was, well, you know how, like, 146 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:10,190 Kristen can get. Once she gets a little bit of alcohol in her system, then she 147 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:15,410 gets a little bit crazy, for lack of a better word. So what happened? She 148 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:20,050 the scene at the wedding reception, and then she punched James in the face. And 149 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:23,770 I was like, what the hell is going on? So, like, a punch, like, bam. Oh, yeah, 150 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:27,210 you know how Kristen can get. I'm surprised she didn't do more damage 151 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:28,210 their size difference. 152 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,940 And because she's been taking Lutong, so she should know how to punch somebody 153 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:33,960 now. Why? 154 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,339 Were they fighting? 155 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:39,320 I have no idea. Ever since she invited that girl from Miami, everything's gone 156 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,020 downhill for her. Like, everything's just, like, gone round and round and 157 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:43,959 down the toilet. 158 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,960 It's crazy. 159 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,980 She has this obsession with Tom Sandoval, which is like, you know, you 160 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100 It's like, leave him alone. 161 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,179 It's over. 162 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:54,140 You guys broke up. You cheated on him. There's a reason why he broke up with 163 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:57,080 you. It can't get lower than this. She's been texting me recently. 164 00:08:57,850 --> 00:08:58,529 What about? 165 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:02,210 Asking me to go to breakfast. I feel like something's up. I don't know what 166 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:03,210 about. 167 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,490 I'm curious, though. 168 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:07,350 She's going to, like, try to poison your mind. 169 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:13,970 In a sense. I'm so far past everything now that this will amuse and entertain 170 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,970 for an hour. 171 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:19,390 I honestly have no idea what to expect from Kristen right now. 172 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,150 I'm afraid that she's going to ask me advice on how to dispose of Ariana's 173 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:28,110 I mean, sodium hydroxide in a plastic bin, Google it, but leave me out of it. 174 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:33,190 I'm just really interested in what she has to say because the last time I met 175 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:36,430 with her, all she talked about was Katie and Schwartz. 176 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:39,470 So I feel like she's for sure up to something. 177 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:45,350 I feel like Kristen's a car crash in slow motion and I am so curious and need 178 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,350 watch it. 179 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:47,829 Coming up. 180 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:48,970 You know, I love Kristen. 181 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,890 Kristen, I do love you. 182 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,540 Our relationship is so tainted now with that. 183 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:36,170 How you guys doing today? Hey, how are you? Good, can I get you some drinks? 184 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:37,470 I get iced coffee? 185 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,930 Cool. 186 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:45,870 So about the other night, I've taken the last couple days to 187 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:52,010 really evaluate myself on why I acted the way I did. Because if I didn't get 188 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:56,430 your face, you wouldn't have punched me. It was my fault that I did that. 189 00:10:57,420 --> 00:11:04,260 Stop, Kristen, and I love you, and, you know, you make 190 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:07,160 me feel happy, and it's like I know that that wasn't us. 191 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,980 I felt so threatened, and that's like why I did what I did, and I shouldn't 192 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,360 ever touched you. 193 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,480 What I'm so worried about now is that our relationship is so tainted now with 194 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:25,770 that. I just want us to be able to live life without all these insecurities. I 195 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,730 have these insecurities because you talk about Tom all the time. You even 196 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,990 just... Not fair, though. But, Kristen, how do you not expect me to be insecure? 197 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,130 Like, you talk about him 24 -7 all the time. 198 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,410 You do, Kristen. 199 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:43,170 I understand why James might be jealous about Tom and I, but all I want right 200 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,170 now is to prove that I'm not a liar. 201 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:48,890 It's not about being obsessed with Tom. It's just being obsessed with honesty. 202 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:51,740 For God's sake. 203 00:11:56,060 --> 00:12:02,240 I'm trying to come down to the problem at hand of why I snapped the way I did. 204 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:07,220 Kristen doesn't want to take any responsibility for anything. You know, 205 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:11,940 the day going to happen where I can just live comfortably without worrying, am I 206 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,160 going to hear Tom's name again today? 207 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,320 I don't want to be with anybody else. Clearly, I just feel like we need to, 208 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:23,260 like... kind of, like, get our shit together before we can just, like, 209 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,380 like everything's okay. 210 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,660 I don't want to pretend. 211 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,560 When James and I started dating, I always said, this is what I have to 212 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:36,360 this is who I am, and James knows what he's part of, and I've never been 213 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,360 dishonest about that. 214 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:40,280 He has a choice to make. He doesn't have to be with me if it's too hard. 215 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:46,080 If you love me and you trust me, then you shouldn't allow stupid things that 216 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080 stupid people say. 217 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,300 I do love you. 218 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,700 All I want to do is make our relationship work and to work on both of 219 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,060 have that never happen again. 220 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,560 I'm really sorry. 221 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,120 I'm really sorry too. 222 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,520 I guess you could say the night got crazy, but love is crazy. 223 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,420 And, you know, we piss each other off, but at the end of the day, we still love 224 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,420 each other. I love you. 225 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,600 Yeah, this place is great. 226 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:28,420 It gets really busy, though. I know when the girls, when Can't Drink It, Sir, 227 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,860 they come over here, because it's literally five feet away. It's 228 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,920 Do a couple shots, and then run back to work. 229 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,160 I thought I'd do it. I know. This place is kind of like a secret. Yeah. Yeah. 230 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,090 Hey. Hey. 231 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,370 You're only about an hour late. 232 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,650 How are you guys doing today? 233 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:41,890 Something to drink, sir? 234 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,290 Do you have jalapeno, my lady? Yeah, we can do jalapeno. What? 235 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,390 All right, I'll do that with salt and a latte. 236 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:48,549 Four jalapenos. 237 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:49,509 Thank you, sir. 238 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,570 Thank you. Appreciate it. 239 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,790 You saw that ring? 240 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,870 I took it off a string because I don't wear rings. It's not a string. It was a 241 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,950 gold chain. Whatever. 242 00:13:58,190 --> 00:13:59,190 No ring. 243 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:03,820 on a string literally after i gave it to her like i remember she had told me to 244 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:10,020 never get her a ring on a necklace i was like hell no no way in hell in this 245 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:14,020 lifetime i'll never do that i forgot obviously but i think schwartz's ring on 246 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,680 string gesture to katie is slightly inconsiderate it'd be like if i told you 247 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,480 hate blue cheese and it makes me sick and then you made me a blue cheesecake 248 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,480 my birthday 249 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:26,810 I just have issues with marriage. I want a certain amount, like literally a 250 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:30,590 specific number in my bank account, and then it's okay to get married. People 251 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,490 get married who are broke. I know, I know. 252 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:38,210 Seriously, I don't even know what financially secure means to Schwartz. Is 253 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,110 million dollars a year? Is it $500? 254 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,910 How much is it going to take for him to feel financially secure? 255 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:47,010 You just do it. You make it work. You make it work. You make it work. 256 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:52,070 Listen, my version of the diamond and the wedding was a dog and a ring on a 257 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,070 street. 258 00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:58,670 Well, 259 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:06,270 I was out having dinner. Carmen called me. She's like, hey, I'm in the area. We 260 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:09,930 were texting. I'm going to come by and say hi. So she walked in, and lo and 261 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,270 behold, she's with Rachel and Kristen. 262 00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,550 And I'm just like, oh, my God. Funny bunch. So we're at the bar having 263 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,450 cocktails. She's yelling and screaming. 264 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,750 Never had my back. 265 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,170 How are you friends with? 266 00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,220 Why do you always have his back? 267 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,300 You know, it's kind of a weird situation, my relationship with Kristen 268 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:33,060 Sandoval right now. Yes, we're friends, so it's kind of between a rock and a 269 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:37,440 hard place. I've got to keep them both happy, especially Kristen, because right 270 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,740 now she has nothing to lose. She's kind of like a kamikaze pilot. 271 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:46,540 I heard something about Carmen and Kristen getting into a fight with a 272 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:47,319 or something. 273 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,320 What? 274 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,640 I'm not one to gossip. 275 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,160 What? 276 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:55,850 But I do know the whole story. Carmen calls me at 5 in the morning crying. 277 00:15:56,410 --> 00:16:01,330 They had a girl's night out. Of course, Kristen got extremely wasted and was 278 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:05,710 yelling and screaming at one of the strippers. Now, the stripper comes out, 279 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,810 who's pissed off, and the stripper thought it was Rachel who was the one 280 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:13,330 yelling, decked Rachel, knocked her out. She's at an all -time low right now. 281 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,010 Fire from sir, kicked out of a strip club. 282 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,370 Boyfriend broke up with you. 283 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,840 Would you contemplate, like, maybe taking a break and going on vacation or 284 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,480 something or going to see some help? Like a life coach. 285 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,720 Christian retreat. 286 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,420 All right, man. Let's get out of here. 287 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,140 Thank you. 288 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,780 Bye, bub. See you later, man. 289 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200 See you guys. 290 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,120 Another day in paradise. 291 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040 What's up, Paula? 292 00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:16,950 We snorkeled. We ziplined. We parasailed. We took a helicopter up to 293 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,930 Hana and drove back down. 294 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,650 The honeymoon was perfect. 295 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,270 Well, welcome back to this paradise. Yeah. 296 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:30,450 It's so nice to be back from all of the peace and quiet in Hawaii. 297 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,290 Actually, no. 298 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,650 I want to cry. 299 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,370 That's cool. Well, I'm glad you're back. 300 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,369 What's up, guys? 301 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:39,030 Hi. How are you? Good. How are you and Kristen? 302 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:40,950 You want to go have a chat? 303 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,299 Uh, sure. 304 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,300 Cool. 305 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,000 I feel bad for that dude. 306 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:52,420 So, the one thing I was so worried about was something happening with Kristen at 307 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:55,460 the wedding. Not even you, not Tom, not Jack, not Schwartz, not anybody. 308 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160 What? 309 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:08,540 I don't want to talk about it with you. I'm mad at the fact that Kristen 310 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:14,970 always finds An event of mine to make it about herself in some way. But it's not 311 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,810 fair to just blame her too, Sheena. 312 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:21,910 Why are you picking up for her? She punched you in the face at a wedding and 313 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:22,970 then left with someone else. 314 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:27,370 I've taken account what the f*** happened and what went wrong and who I 315 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,310 And I don't ever want to be that person again. I don't want to do that, Sheena. 316 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,210 It's embarrassing for me. Like, I've got goals. I've got, like, dreams. And I 317 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:38,910 don't need this being faded over some bulls*** drama high school s*** that 318 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,910 you know... 319 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,700 I got out of high school two years, three years ago. 320 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:46,760 I'm not trying to go back, you know? Oh, my God. 321 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,440 I mean, this is why Kristen needs to date guys who are nine years younger 322 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:56,080 her, because she can just have them wrapped around her finger and brainwash 323 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,980 to do whatever she says. 324 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,540 I'm sorry. Give me a hug. 325 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:07,300 Coming up... How the hell do I get Jack to tell the truth? 326 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,880 You need my help. 327 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,380 I won't let you down. No, I won't let you down. 328 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,520 I won't let you down, my love. 329 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,260 We'll look at Spur, and those have to be the worst salt and pepper shakers I've 330 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,219 ever seen in my life. 331 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,320 Are we at, like, a diner? 332 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,680 Hello. 333 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:33,580 Hey. Listen, I'm doing this event, and I need your help. What event? Do I have 334 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,580 to take my shirt off? 335 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,200 Oh, stop. What is wrong with you? Get over yourself. Can you just listen to me 336 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,920 for one second? OK, so I'm doing this event. 337 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:47,480 Lucky Puppy, right, it's been two days at Pumps, and it's to adopt a dog. I'm 338 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,160 doing it in the afternoon. You know my friend Lance is doing it with me. 339 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:55,380 Well, why don't we do, like, something, say, in West Hollywood? We take some of 340 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:59,520 them and see if we can get them adopted, and we could do it at Pumps. How many 341 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520 can we take? 342 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,700 Take them all. 343 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,060 Run all over Pop. 344 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,140 Didn't you tell me you wanted a dog? 345 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,020 Yes, I did, actually. 346 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,020 That'll be a good opportunity. Well, why don't you come? 347 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,480 We're going to have dogs out for adoption. No, you're not having a dog. 348 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:18,680 I could use a dog. No, it's not to use a dog. It's to look after a dog. 349 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880 It's to nurture a dog. 350 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,320 No, 351 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,480 no, you're not going to have a dog. 352 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,580 Okay, so put your word out and invite everybody. 353 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,620 And anybody you know that wants a dog can save a dog, rescue a dog. 354 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:34,900 This is... the chance okay anybody want to rescue me every dog deserves a home 355 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:40,220 this lucky puppy organization they save little doggy lives how can you not be 356 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:44,540 supportive of that sheena's wedding was beautiful did you have a good time from 357 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:49,440 what you can remember so you obviously heard what happened with christian james 358 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:53,360 situation at the wedding. Yes, I did hear, but I've heard it from James. 359 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,060 I mean, she couldn't hold together for one night. Maybe my advice would be not 360 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:01,580 to invite her at all. She's blowing up my phone every day about meeting for 361 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:05,160 dinner, about whatnot. Just talk about Tom. I mean, she just will not let this 362 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,040 go. And if you know Kristen like I know Kristen. 363 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,520 Well, you know Kristen a little bit better than I know Kristen. 364 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,180 Yeah, we've fought together. 365 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,480 How many times? 366 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,429 Two times. 367 00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:21,070 You know, inside out. Oh, God. My advice to you is being honest is a great 368 00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,330 quality, one that you don't possess, okay? 369 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:27,870 Your idea of honesty is blurting everything out. But there's this little 370 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:33,710 that you seem to miss, and that is honesty coupled with, this is a word 371 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,130 going to be new to you, diplomacy. 372 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,310 Have you ever heard of that word? I've heard of that word. Right. 373 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,570 Christian's obviously not going to leave you alone, so face it head on, but not 374 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,570 here, okay? 375 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,090 Please don't do it here. I won't. 376 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,830 Anyway, uh, strawberry, let's go. 377 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,170 Okay. 378 00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:58,930 Do you have a vegetarian recommendation? 379 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,730 Yes, the Angelino veg. 380 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:01,909 Sounds perfect. 381 00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:03,410 Can I have a mimosa and a water, please? 382 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:06,640 We'll go ahead and bring everything out so you can just have a seat. Okay, cool. 383 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,720 Awesome. Thank you so much. 384 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,380 Hi, 385 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,640 could I actually do the egg salad sandwich? 386 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,860 Sure. And a spicy Bloody Mary? 387 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,640 Why am I here? 388 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,680 This is weird. 389 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,320 I feel like Kristen, she always comes with bad news to share. 390 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,400 I know the tortilla that I'm eating. 391 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,910 I'm worried that now she's going to tell me, like, Sandoval murdered somebody. 392 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,650 How are you? Good. 393 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,310 Thanks for meeting me. 394 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:43,570 You know, this is random. 395 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:44,770 I know. 396 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:52,110 This feels so awkward. 397 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:56,530 Like, this girl was my best friend for years, and now it's just, like, awkward 398 00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,650 to even have a conversation with her. 399 00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,190 Crazy. 400 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:06,780 So you're probably like, why the hell did I... Yeah, well, this is the thing. 401 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:10,940 thought, I heard that maybe you punched James. Of course you heard that. Oh, so 402 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:11,899 it's true. 403 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,900 Yeah. 404 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,120 Thank you. Thank you so much. 405 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,360 Thank you. 406 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:26,180 Yeah, I just think he was so uncomfortable. He got really wasted 407 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:29,500 Then he started cornering me and I kept trying to get away and then it was 408 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,500 like... 409 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:38,210 No. I think just Tom in general really bothers him. My thing now is I'm just so 410 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,970 sick of Tom harping on me and calling me a liar about his whole cheating 411 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:46,170 scandal, which is like clear as day true. 412 00:23:46,610 --> 00:23:48,250 He said, you slept with him, right? 413 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:49,650 She said, yes. 414 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:54,530 All the weird ass shit that you did in Miami that we all know to be true. It's 415 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:57,790 not true, Kristen. Well, it is true. No, it's not. And it will come full circle 416 00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,470 because the truth always prevails. 417 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,780 The fact that Jack knows that it's true. Jack has told me multiple times. 418 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:08,480 I've been texting Jack endlessly, just trying to get him to tell the truth. 419 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,980 Unless you want to come out and say that I'm not a liar. 420 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,640 I don't want to get involved anymore in any of this stuff. I mean, this is all 421 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,720 stuff that happened months ago, and I'm just like... You know I'm not lying. 422 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,940 You know I'm not a liar. Stop it. 423 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,360 Just use all the facts. 424 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,200 Figure it out. You don't need me to say it. 425 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,040 Nothing's working. I can't get him... 426 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:33,130 To be honest, I can't get him to say it, like, out loud when people are around. 427 00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:38,150 Months ago in private, Jax told me that he knows that Sandoval slept with a girl 428 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:38,789 in Miami. 429 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:44,390 But typical Jax, once he said it, he's denied it ever since. It drives me nuts 430 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:46,350 because it makes me look like the liar. 431 00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:53,670 So now I'm like, how the hell do I get Jax to tell the truth in front of... 432 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,260 anyone who matters, and I don't know how to get him to do that, and no one knows 433 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,640 how to get him to do that better than you. 434 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,480 How do I get him to... You need my help. 435 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,040 So once again, the source of this rumor is Jack. 436 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,780 Okay, he's not going to say it in front of Tom and Ariana. 437 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,680 Probably not in front of Schwartz either. 438 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,080 I honestly think you have to just have Sheena there. 439 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,040 Because Sheena and him are, like, weird besties, and you know she's going to run 440 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:23,160 straight to Ariana and tell her, and then... I need support there, too, so 441 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:28,260 I'm thinking is, like, if I bring Rachel, at least with Rachel there, 442 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:31,340 feel like Jack, because they dated for so long, he feels vulnerable around her, 443 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,000 and he feels like a dick when he's screwed her over. 444 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,920 The same way he would be around you if you gave him the time of day. 445 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:39,980 Right. He would be, like, so nice and kiss -ass to you because he knows that 446 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:40,589 he's tough. 447 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:44,470 You know what I mean? Yeah. But I also just need my friend there to, like, have 448 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,069 my back. 449 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:47,470 I think what you need to do is just push harder. 450 00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:52,050 You just need to keep pushing him because he loves to tell. He loves to 451 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,850 He loves to be the one to be like, I finally told the truth. See what a good 452 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:59,670 person I am. So it will happen if you push hard enough. 453 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,990 Okay. But I would really like you to consider letting it go. 454 00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:08,510 Because will it just make it harder on you to do this? And will it make it 455 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:09,510 harder on James? 456 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,320 Let it go. 457 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:16,520 Kristen has damage on her soul, and she's trying to inflict that damage on 458 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:22,900 others. She needs to stop trying to point out the flaws in others to make 459 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:23,900 feel better about herself. 460 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:27,820 I want to be right. Like, I want to be right in this situation because I know 461 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:32,960 that I am. I just feel like you lost your friends last year. You lost your 462 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:35,000 You've almost lost James. 463 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,200 Like, is it worth it to just keep going? 464 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,190 Because then maybe you will lose James. 465 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:47,450 I feel like I just need to give it like one more shot. And if this is it and he 466 00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:50,070 denies it this time, it's like I'll have to let it go. 467 00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:52,190 Should 468 00:26:52,190 --> 00:27:06,370 we 469 00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:07,370 get Gordo a friend? 470 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:08,630 Maybe I should get a dog, huh? 471 00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:14,570 Tell the waitress just to do some soft drinks and pizzas cut up into squares. 472 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:16,070 People need a drink. 473 00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:17,990 Oh, I love you. 474 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:22,850 Lucky puppy, they take these puppies and they look after them and they make sure 475 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,690 that every single one of them has a wonderful home. 476 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,390 I am not supporting this. 477 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,909 You are. 478 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:32,410 And that's why none of these puppies are going to Jack. 479 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:35,610 Look at, yeah, he was living in the Compton subway station. Really? 480 00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:38,680 Yeah. I just love everything about dogs. 481 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,440 I always have. I know the name of every dog on my street and never even looked 482 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,299 at the owner. 483 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:44,300 It looks like a falcon. 484 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080 It does. 485 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,100 A little falcon. 486 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:52,860 Don't put this puppy down. I'm not. I won't. It's a good picture right here. 487 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,260 I'm taking her home. 488 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:59,880 This is a family. They're adopting him. I'm not going to take him. What about I 489 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,980 sell him at a profit here? 490 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,480 Okay, then you're worthy. 491 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:04,740 I can't wait. 492 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,820 Ken loves this dog, but we are not having her because she's going to turn 493 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,220 Cheers, 494 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,340 man. A little hair of the dog. 495 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,180 A little Sprite. 496 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,360 That dog's not my friend right now. 497 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,860 So, Kristen's just blowing up my phone. I don't know what to do. Do I just 498 00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:30,860 ignore her call? 499 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,020 Well, Jack, like, I know how you are when it comes to, like, gossiping. 500 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:42,170 And whatever, like, when it comes to my business, I would appreciate it as a 501 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:45,710 friend to not talk to Kristen about me at all. 502 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:52,070 You've been kind of, like, feeding into her, you know, obsession and this, you 503 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:53,970 know, Miami fire. 504 00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:58,410 I wasn't feeding, I was talking about it. I don't even talk about it. That's 505 00:28:58,410 --> 00:29:04,270 stuff I'm talking about. Like, I don't even talk about that. 506 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:10,560 You mean Jax. I don't even talk about it. I'm not dumb, dude. I know you don't 507 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,100 now, obviously, in this present moment. 508 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,540 You don't even talk about it. I don't feel like Jax has fueled anything with 509 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:23,920 Kristen recently, but I'm pretty sure that a while ago he went to Kristen 510 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:30,580 and told one of these colorful lies like he does, and that is somewhat fueling 511 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,200 her craziness. 512 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:34,550 We do not talk about it at all. I don't understand. 513 00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:39,230 The only time she would say, Jack, what happened there? That's the only time 514 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:42,390 that we'd bring it up or we'd talk about it. There's no other time. 515 00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:45,190 Why would she say, why, why? 516 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:51,150 I'm just saying, Jack, like, honestly, Schwartz and I, you know, we've felt 517 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:56,870 very, we've felt a little betrayed by you lately, man. 518 00:29:57,510 --> 00:29:58,510 You know? 519 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:01,800 We feel like we have to be very guarded around you as well. I know. 520 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:07,700 He's been really upset, too, you know? Like, he's been... I mean, you know 521 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,220 Schwartz. Like, I hate confrontation. 522 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:15,140 He's way even worse. I admit. He's been upset. Like, he's been hurt and he's 523 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:20,160 felt betrayed and he's felt... He's been angry and, you know, so have I. You 524 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,560 can't do what you did to me and did to Schwartz and think that, like, you know, 525 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,940 we're still going to be around and, like, have your back. 526 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:35,040 I don't feel like I'm asking too much to just have somebody 527 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:41,640 not talk bullshit behind my back. I feel like Kristen wouldn't be as bad if 528 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:47,020 Jax wouldn't tell such outlandish things to people just to get their happiness 529 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,020 in the moment. 530 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:54,180 It's frustrating. If you want to have substantial relationships in your life, 531 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,200 man, you have to... 532 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,060 There has to be, like, trust. There has to be, like, respect. 533 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:03,340 Otherwise, it's going to be fluff friends. It's going to be social 534 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440 That's it. 535 00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:08,459 Coming up. 536 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,460 I am not white. 537 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:10,940 You know what happened in Miami? 538 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,320 What do I do here? I think you should tell the truth. 539 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,240 No, this. I have this now. 540 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,230 It's kind of weird. That is beautiful. 541 00:31:22,430 --> 00:31:23,730 Hey, Shay, Shay. Nothing. 542 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:25,470 There's nothing manly about it. 543 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:26,830 Wait, watch, watch, watch. 544 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:27,970 It's like this. It's a magnet. 545 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:31,310 Hey, Jax can't even put it on. Like, Jax can't even put it on. 546 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:40,130 In our town that we live in, people who get married in L .A. are not realistic. 547 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:43,230 There's a lot of temptation. 548 00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:48,330 The old saying is, you show me a hot girl, I'll show you a guy who's tired of 549 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:49,330 banging her. 550 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:06,000 Thank you. I needed these. Yeah, of course. I have, like, this party, and I 551 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,880 don't know. I really actually don't know what to wear. 552 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,380 Well, those are all my, like, old dresses from when I was skinnier. Are 553 00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,380 going to be big on me? 554 00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:14,420 You're such an ass. 555 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,480 I used to be a lot skinnier when I worked at CERN, and I don't think it was 556 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,480 waiting tables. 557 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,800 It was probably the chain smoking and crying hysterically in the back parking 558 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,560 lot. So what's going on with you? I had breakfast with Kristen. 559 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,980 When? Are you kidding me? 560 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480 Why? 561 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,480 How? Where? 562 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:41,380 She had been trying to contact me, and out of curiosity, I'm like, okay, fine, 563 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,279 can do breakfast. 564 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,780 What could she possibly have to say? She needed advice. 565 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:51,400 She says that she's telling the truth about this whole Tom cheating thing, and 566 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,800 that she just needs Jax to be able to admit it. 567 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:58,400 So she just wanted advice on what to do. 568 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,500 Yeah. It was weird. 569 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,080 How is that even? 570 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,740 That was the weirdest talk ever. 571 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:09,600 It's like Kristen's trying to win the Pulitzer Prize for, like, cheating 572 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:14,460 journalism. Like, Kristen, who cares? Let Ariana live that life with Tom. 573 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,320 Kristen, you should be happy that you're not in those shoes anymore. 574 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:20,140 Like, I don't know. This is the thing. Why did she care so much about it? I 575 00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:24,140 her, and that's exactly what I said. I said, you really should think about 576 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,140 letting this go. 577 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:29,190 Because you've already lost your friends, you've lost your job, you're 578 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,029 your boyfriend. 579 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:31,290 You look like a psycho. 580 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:34,910 It's so sad right now because she's so in love with Tom still. 581 00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:37,790 I really feel like that's all she thinks about. 582 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,470 All day, all night. 583 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:42,290 It's kind of scary. 584 00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:48,110 Regardless of what goes down, the best closure for Kristen is for her to 585 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,350 that there isn't going to be any closure. 586 00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:52,510 No. She's not going to get closure. 587 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:53,770 She needs to get over it. 588 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:58,860 But in all honesty, I do realize and understand that it's hard to let go of 589 00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,699 things that's there. 590 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:03,320 Even Lisa emailed me this morning. So you guys are having your third photo 591 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,060 shoot, and she wants me to style it. Oh! 592 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,659 Would you please do that? 593 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:13,100 Please? No, I can't. What am I going to? You could put it in your portfolio. 594 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,679 Sheena, Tom Sandoval, Ariana, Katie, jacks up and style them. Give them the 595 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:19,960 worst outfits possible. 596 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:23,580 Are you kidding? Put Sheena in a size like ten times smaller so she feels 597 00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:24,880 insecure through the whole day. 598 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:28,900 Like you could do so much stuff with them to fuck with them. I'm actually 599 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,120 shocked that Lisa asked me to style this shoot. 600 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,420 especially after the last time. 601 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:44,780 Why would I agree 602 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,780 to style a bunch of my enemies for a day? 603 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,560 I would honestly feel like a hypocrite if I participated. 604 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,100 Welcome. 605 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,380 Jax is on his way. 606 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,100 Yeah. And Sheena and Shay are coming. 607 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,960 If he sits there, then he can't escape. 608 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,860 But I have to sit next to him. 609 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:20,220 If Jax would just come out to our entire group and admit that I'm not a liar, I 610 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,680 feel like it would put me in a different light. 611 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,040 Hey, Mark. Yes. 612 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:25,820 Hey. Hey. 613 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,160 Hello. 614 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:28,860 Have a seat. 615 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,718 You want to sit here? 616 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,820 All I really need are Jax and Sheena. Because if Sheena believes the truth, so 617 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:34,799 will Ariana. 618 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,180 Yeah, we hung out with, like, some locals. Hey, guys. 619 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,880 What's up? I'm here. 620 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,140 He went golfing with one of them and his friends. 621 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,520 We went to, like, a bar one night. 622 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,380 Sheena, you guys know Rachel? Yeah. 623 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,520 Have you guys met? Yes, she came to see my standout. We, like, we go way back. 624 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,578 Oh, really? 625 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:54,560 I'm here because I know if I continue to ignore Kristen, I know she's going to 626 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,740 relentlessly pursue me. 627 00:35:56,060 --> 00:36:00,420 and make my life a living hell. She's like a pit bull. She just like grabs on 628 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,520 and she will not let go. 629 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,080 I'm 630 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:12,740 actually 631 00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:17,660 looking forward to this. Not because I want to see Kristen at all, but because 632 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:22,620 she owes me a huge apology for punching her boyfriend in the face at my wedding. 633 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,960 I got fresh black pepper for you guys. 634 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,178 I'm good. 635 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,380 Thank you. You're welcome. 636 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,900 What did you want to talk about when you talked to me earlier? 637 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:43,120 I'm so sick of being called a liar that I'm trying to ruin Tom's relationship. 638 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:44,540 I'm not. 639 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,520 I'm still paying for the mistake that I made two years ago with this one because 640 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,300 he decided to be honest, but yet Schwartz is... 641 00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:00,640 I'm the one paying for it. 642 00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:08,740 Kristen, 643 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,600 people don't think you're crazy because you may or may not have told the truth 644 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,020 about something Jax told you once. It's because you slept with your ex 645 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,500 -boyfriend's best friend. 646 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,440 got your friend punched in the face by a stripper, had some girl fly across 647 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:31,340 country to confront Sandoval, yelled at Lisa, got fired, and punched your 648 00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:32,400 boyfriend at a wedding. 649 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,980 I'm just being a friend to Kristen because I don't want Kristen to look 650 00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:39,800 anymore. And because I know she's not. You know what happened in Miami. Why the 651 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,520 f*** do you have Tom's back that much then? 652 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,740 But why is it my duty to let this out? Tom Schwartz was there. Why did you have 653 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,638 him? 654 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,340 Okay, 655 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:02,260 this is what happened. 656 00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:22,810 So that girl was with Tom in the room having sex. 657 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:27,550 She slept with him, but she had sex with him. 658 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:29,090 Do I think it happened? 659 00:38:29,530 --> 00:38:34,430 100%. Yes. Yes, 660 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,010 victory is mine, bitches. 661 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:41,370 I literally promise you, this is not about me wanting them to break up. 662 00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:45,470 I'm just sick of being called a liar. I've never once called you a liar about 663 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:46,470 that. Well, they do. 664 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:49,890 Well, John goes around and calls you a whore, too. At the end of the day, who 665 00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:50,890 cares what he says? 666 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:53,170 He's your ex -boyfriend. He's always going to talk about you. 667 00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:58,390 Kristen, if your goal here is to prove to everyone that you're not crazy, then 668 00:38:58,390 --> 00:38:59,390 you're f***ing failing. 669 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:01,450 Ariana doesn't care, and it's her boyfriend. 670 00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:05,030 All you're doing is driving a wedge between Jax and Sandoval. 671 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,000 I wish, I mean, I wish I could fix that. 672 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,420 She is the only one that has my back up. 673 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,780 Are you kidding me? 674 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:15,140 Seriously, I haven't had your fucking back all summer. Are you kidding me? You 675 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:18,500 looked me in the eye and said, well, I don't know if it's true. 676 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,180 I don't know. Do you believe that it's true that Tom slept with this girl and 677 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:26,320 the story that she put out and the things that we are telling you, Jack and 678 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:29,519 Coming up. 679 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:34,760 I'm so sorry that your best friend, my ex -boyfriend, they don't feel bad. 680 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:44,270 Do you believe that it's true that Tom slept with this girl and the story that 681 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:46,350 she put out and the things that we are telling you, Jeff? 682 00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:49,650 Do you believe it's true? I don't know if I believe everything, honestly. 683 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,850 I don't know if I believe every single detail. 684 00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:53,110 I am not lying. 685 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:58,950 I don't actually think you want Ariana to be unhappy. I think Tom said, I went 686 00:39:58,950 --> 00:40:01,090 down on her and she would give me a... 687 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:17,940 Ann Marie had specific details, not only about my relationship, but also about 688 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:23,960 what my ex -boyfriend's penis is like. Ann Marie is definitely telling the 689 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:28,520 truth. Everything she said is completely true. 690 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:32,490 It really, at the end of the day, doesn't even matter what I believe or 691 00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:36,470 think because all I care about is that my friends are happy and they seem happy 692 00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:39,810 together, so that's all I care about. Stop it. She's not saying that. I'm 693 00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:43,890 at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what I think. It does to me. 694 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:49,310 Let it go. I mean, even if Sandoval banged a thousand girls in Miami, it's 695 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:52,610 of your business. I don't... I ain't talking about you. 696 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,340 Yes, you do, Shino. Shino right now is being such a sh** person. 697 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,320 She's seen everyone hate on me all summer long, and now that the truth is 698 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,480 literally right in front of her face, she still doesn't have my back. 699 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:04,940 You, Shino. 700 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:09,540 For you to call me a bad friend really upsets me. I do feel like that 701 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,520 It's really hard for me to be friends with you and to be friends with Ariana. 702 00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:18,020 Then don't. You complain to me endlessly how hard it is for you. I'm so sorry 703 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,100 that you're a bad friend. 704 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,580 My ex -boyfriend. Imagine what that was like for me. 705 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,760 Imagine losing the love of my life in six years, okay? 706 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,060 You think I feel bad for her? I f***ing don't. I don't. I don't. I don't feel 707 00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:33,940 bad. Don't give a f***. 708 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,880 I've tried my best with both of you. 709 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,660 Like, the bitch is lucky. 710 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,180 Like, I've been really f***ing cool. 711 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:43,260 So, cut me a break. 712 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,120 I want to go. 713 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,320 Next time on the season finale of Vanderpump Rules. 714 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,600 That's it. That's good. This is good. 715 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,960 It's our 10 -year anniversary. I want this photo shoot to be the best we've 716 00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,960 done. 717 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,520 She's ready to tie the knot tomorrow. 718 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,460 So what you're really telling me is you're not ready. 719 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,460 I'm not going to be accommodating anymore. 720 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,060 I need to move on with my life. 721 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:10,480 Jack said to me the other night, 100%. 722 00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:12,890 This bitch in Miami, you guys had sex. 723 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:14,450 I shouldn't have to defend myself. 724 00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:17,310 It pisses me off that you're giving Kristen ammo. 725 00:42:17,530 --> 00:42:20,970 Did Jack tell you 100 % that something happened in Miami? 726 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:24,350 A million percent, multiple times. No, I said that the girls told me. If you're 727 00:42:24,350 --> 00:42:27,730 going to deny it now, then you're a fucking liar. And you're a psycho. Shut 728 00:42:27,730 --> 00:42:28,730 fuck up. 729 00:42:29,270 --> 00:42:31,370 I want you to come. They're having a coffee. 730 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,570 And I also want you to talk to Casey. 731 00:42:33,810 --> 00:42:36,650 What the fuck's going on? I haven't done anything wrong. 732 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:39,490 If you had taken any interest in anyone besides yourself. 733 00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:55,030 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.